The People v. Titototter: Silver

 ⚪️Case Number 80085⚪️

People have debated on whether I am a professional judge or not, and….uhh……..look, don’t spread this around, but well, how many judges do you think would be willing to do THIS??

So, Silver. Is this gonna be another Big the Cat, another character that’ll appear maybe once or twice and then VANISH? Or will this actually be good enough for him to MAYBE make THREE appearances? Let’s find out.

So Sonic is just doing the BLAHHH until Monkey comes in, talking about how he went to a restaurant and they gave him a banana instead of an onion. You may be asking why Monkey likes onions so much. Well, it’s because onions are a great source of vitamin C and gives you a nice amount of dietary fiber and folic acid. It’s packed with vitamins and contains very little sodium and fat. Look, what I’m trying to say is......Monkey really likes Shrek 2. So anyway, Silver comes over. He’s obviously from the future, where he says that everything is fire. Literally....everything. When you go outside to walk your dog? FIRE. When you go to take a shit? FIRE. When you tell Chilly her vlogs are shit? FIRE. Sonic doubts he’s from the future and leaves. So Shadow needs Monkey to find more people for Team Maria. Apparently they’re some team Shadow formed to…….look edgy and piss in every Hot Topic? God if I know……..

So Silver meets Shadow, calling him “Best Friend” since apparently in the future they were friends. Shadow keeps denying this, seeing as he has…..constipation pains?? That or the boner he has for Silver is so strong it’s going through his stomach (Quite the raunchy one, aren’t we, Lotsa?)

But yeah, apparently Shadow’s Silver’s best friend in the future? Well, seeing as this is Titototter, it’s gonna be a while before we see any of whatever arc he has in store for us……......so Shadow and Silver keep arguing, with Silver still thinking he’s his best friend, and Shadow obviously can’t stand his ass. And can I blame him? Look at him! He wears his underwear backwards! He has eyeballs for testicules! He sounds like Cat Noir! But hey, I’m sure they could be friends, right? 

🎵Let me tell ya ‘bout my best friend🎵

🎵Always sayin’ damn🎵

🎵Eatin’ evil ham🎵

🎵He’s my favorite man🎵

🎵My best friend🎵

🎵Always actin’ edgy🎵

🎵Wishes I was deadgy🎵

🎵He’s my favorite hedgy🎵

🎵Yeah, yeah.......yeah🎵

🎵That’s my....best friend🎵

Yeesh…….yeah, maybe not. 

Well that was a great way to introduce this new character; there’s not much here outside of him and Shadow arguing. The plot doesn’t really take advantage of him being from the future and instead is just....well, that. But hey, we’ll just have to see what he does in future videos. Hey, speaking of which, hey Silver, seeing as you’re from the future.....do we ever get the SML movie? Just asking.

I find this video GUILTY. Case closed.

⚪️CASE CLOSED⚪️

SENTENCE: Join Team Maria!

Hey, I hear they have great salaries…..