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The People v. Titototter: Silver

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  ⚪️Case Number 80085⚪️ People have debated on whether I am a professional judge or not, and….uhh……..look, don’t spread this around, but well, how many judges do you think would be willing to do THIS?? So, Silver. Is this gonna be another Big the Cat, another character that’ll appear maybe once or twice and then VANISH? Or will this actually be good enough for him to MAYBE make THREE appearances? Let’s find out. So Sonic is just doing the BLAHHH until Monkey comes in, talking about how he went to a restaurant and they gave him a banana instead of an onion. You may be asking why Monkey likes onions so much. Well, it’s because onions are a great source of vitamin C and gives you a nice amount of dietary fiber and folic acid. It’s packed with vitamins and contains very little sodium and fat. Look, what I’m trying to say is......Monkey really likes Shrek 2. So anyway, Silver comes over. He’s obviously from the future, where he says that everything is fire. Literally....everything. When yo

The People v. Titototter: Jet

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🟢Case Number 26969🟢 Judge lotsaspaghetti. Closer of cases. Reviewer of videos. Righter of wrongs. Also available for birthdays, weddings and barshitzvahs. It’s sorta like Hanukkah, except I’m there so it’s 100% more uncomfortable. https://youtu.be/I5Lyzri-mFo So, Jet. The video that created the character that would lead to my indifferencies towards Titototter. And the video that made people actually wanna WATCH Tito’s channel. Look, let’s be honest here, the only reason why 90% of Tito’s fans actually watches Titototter is because of SML. Sad, but true. But hey, let’s just check it out —- and see if it’s GUILTY. Sonic and Tails hear someone crying and rush to help. Apparently, some Panda is sad because she can’t be an all-white panda. Hey, maybe she wants that privilege…….if it means not getting shot the second she walks out of her house then so be it. Too far? Then a streak of green flashes by - he’s mean, he’s green, he’s got a peen……...he’s JET. Hoo boy…...well, it was only a ma

Welcome!

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 Hai guys! Lotsaspaghetti here! And welcome to the People v. Titototter website! For the few who don’t know, and I’m assuming it’s everybody at this point, The People v. Titototter is a review series I’m starting up! It’s where I, as judge lotsaspaghetti, review Tito videos and decide if they’re GUILTY! Yes, I AM a real judge........I have one of those fake Chuck E. Cheese cards to prove it. I’ll be posting here twice a week or weekly, and I’ll make sure to take requests for reviews! So enjoy! And BEWARE.......it’s gonna be a WHOLE LOT WORSE FROM HERE ON!